Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Review: Bloom Energy


Our largest show to date reviews Bloom Energy, a 50/50 mixture of juice and soda. Your hosts, plus Sarah & Emily exchange solid fact and varied opinions on the beverage of choice, as a live studio audience occasionally participates.
And sometimes doesn't.

We recorded friday night, but I'm keeping these puppies spaced out a bit. Another show is waiting in the tubes, it will be unleashed later this week.

Episode Page (Run time 19:44)

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Review: Full Throttle Mother

Little late this week. We recorded our best show ever, but it was recorded improperly.
So, we've recorded it again tonight, just for ya'll.

So basically your intrepid hosts are flying solo this week to review Full Throttle Mother.
Our derisive review includes non-standard consumption techniques, unwarranted shootings, and smooth segues.
It's late, and this was a weird show.

Episode Site: (Run Time 16:18)

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Review: Crave Energy


We've got a weekend extra today! Hope ya'll enjoy.

Crave energy is the subject of this special weekend review, and while it doesn't come in a can, your beloved hosts take it's best shots and come away pleasantly surprised.

To order Crave: Susan Svatek @ 817-441-1516

Episode Site: (Run Time 19:31)

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Review: Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate


Back and bursting with energy, we cheerfully review Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate. Happy thoughts from the skeptic, the dabbler and the addict, and some good fun with a good product.

Yes, Pomegranate is hard to spell, and to say. But that doesn't matter, the show must go on.

Episode Page (Run time 12:21)

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Review: Jones Energy Soda


The three headed monster of Robert, David and Gerrit return to recklessly review Jones Energy Soda, much to our chagrin. Join us as we discuss the various merits of the beverage.

Here's a hint: We didn't like it.

Why? Listen to the show!
Episode page (Run Time 16:33)

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Out last week

Hey, just a quick note.
Robert's been down with pnemonia the past week and a half, so no show last week.
We may be back this week, we've got a huge load of drinks waiting to be reviewed.

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http://feeds.feedburner.com/CannedEnergy

Friday, February 15, 2008

Review: VRx Redline


We review VRx Redline Energy Drink. Our guest reviewer is Gerrit Justice, and we comment on the lil' 8oz. wonder shot of energy in the funny plastic bottle. It's expensive, and we have some disagreement as to it's value.
Episode page (Run Time 15:15)


Producer's Note: If you experience some audio quality issues, it is our fault. 'Cause we're starting out, our 3 person set up is still some what experimental, and we do the best we can.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Review: Bawls Guarana


This week we review BAWLS Guarana energy drink from the 16oz cans, and discuss the sundry effects it had upon our lives.


Episode Site (Run time 13:08)

Welcome

Hello, and welcome to Energy Drinks Review!

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Advertising, Sponsorship and Review Opportunities

If you are interested in:
  1. Providing Review Units for your product to Canned Energy
  2. Sponsoring the show
  3. Advertising on the blog
  4. Using Canned Energy Materials for promotional purposes
Please email us at cannedenergy@gmail.com


1. Review Units:
In order for Canned Energy to properly review the product, we recommend 3-6 of each product. Our review method involves a 'real world' test during the week, and then a product and taste review live on the show. Our 2 main hosts are often joined by guest reviewers, who also perform their own real world test.
Past Review Units:
  • Crave
  • AMP Energy
  • AMP Sugar Free Energy
  • AMP Relaunch
  • AMP Overdrive
  • AMP Elevate
  • AMP Traction
  • Battery
  • Battery Stripped
  • Ole
  • iSatori Energizer Bullet
2. Sponsoring Canned Energy
If you are interested in sponsoring the Canned Energy Podcast, there are two options.
1. Prerecorded material 10-30 seconds in length, run once or twice in the course of the show.
This material will be subject to review prior to 'broadcasting', and run at the discretion of the hosts. If the ad is not run, payment will be returned to the sponsor.
2. Host will interact with other panelists regarding the sponsor's product, and emphasis the benefits and advantages of the product. Such advertising will last between 20-60 seconds, and be placed within the first 5 minutes, the last 5 minutes, or both parts of the show.

Sponsorships can be arranged for 2, 4, 8, or 16 episodes, with the option to cancel in the time between the publishing of the first and second episode after payment for services rendered. If the sponsorship continues past this point, then option to cancel is no longer applicable.



3. Advertising on the Blog
If you are interested in placing an advertisement on http://cannedenergy.blogspot.com, there are three options.
1. Small banner ad (125t x 200w, 200t x 200w, 300t x 200w)
2. Text (No more then 8 words)
3. Preferment text link (no more then 8 words) for a 1 time payment of $40.
All options will be placed on the right hand navigation panel, linking to URL of your choice.

Options 1 & 2 are available in 4 week, 3 months and yearly sets for a negotiable fee. Option 3 will be a permanent addition to a 'Long Term Sponsors' box on the right hand side.

Ad content must be reviewed and accepted by the hosts, and new sponsors on the blog will receive a mention in the show. The highest paying ads will be listed higher on the page, in descending order, with permanent ads going in order received.



4. Using Canned Energy Materials for Promotional Purposes
If you intend to use any material created by Canned Energy, whether as part of a podcast or on the blog, please inform the hosts of your intentions, and provide a link back to the quoted page or episode, or the main site (Cannedenergy.blogspot.com).
If more then 30 seconds of the podcast is intended for use, a fee may apply.
If you wish to syndicate the Canned Energy Podcast on your site, please inform the hosts, link back to Cannedenergy.blogspot.com and publish away.