Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Review: Stacker 2 Energy Shot

Gerrit and Robert review the stacker 2 Xtra energy shot, and love it. Even if they can't nail the taste down, and aren't big fans of the look, it's still a Class -A energy drink.
Merry Christmas!


Canned Energy - Stacker 2 Xtra Shot - 3.09 - Robert & David

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Review: Red Bull Cola

Its a new product in a venerable market place, and Red Bull tries to revive the cola wars. Your two expert hosts fly alone today, and give their devastating review of the product. BEVnet disagrees, and a cornucopia of jokes, stories with uncle David and legends of car wreaks past round out another episode of Canned Energy: Still the Only Energy Drink Review Podcast



Canned Energy - Red Bull Cola - 3.08 - Robert & David

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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Review: Ole Energy


Lydia joins the crew of your favorite podcast for a review of Ole Energy, as David is down for the count. Parentals are also involved to discuss taste, and various other aspects of this stupendous beverage.
Canned Energy - Ole - 3.07 - Robert & David
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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Review: Awake Light




Its a round table discussion of excitement on this edition of Canned Energy, as your steady and reliable hosts are joined by Aaron, Anthon and Ryan for a little bit of awake light, a little bit of story telling, and some sound effects tossed in for good measure.

Canned Energy - Awake Light - 3.06 - Robert & David

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Review: Donkey Kick


Robert and David are joined by Andrew for another review, and its pandemoneum in the studio for the show. Donkey Kick and more!

Canned Energy - Donkey Kick - 3.05 - Robert & David

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Review: Propel Invigorating Water Beverage

"Gatorade Propel Invigorating Water Beverage" is officially the longest nomenclature of a drink your experts at Canned Energy have ever tested. Two flavors are reviewed, as your semi-exilied producer David returns with a vengeance to review this, as your intrepid hosts fly solo today.

Canned Energy - Propel Invigorating Waterl - 3.04 - Robert & David

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Review: Ace Lo-Cal




Your pioneering hosts continue to reckon energy drinks on the Internet with Gerrit joining them again, for your dose of Ace Lo-Cal. Its a show abuzz with oddities, so enjoy.

Canned Energy - Ace Lo-Cal - 3.03 - Robert & David

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Review: Battery Stripped



Its Robert flying solo today and reviewing Battery Stripped, as his co-host is incapacitated. Its a sugarfree energy drink, and hails from Finland, not germany as your intrepid reviewer mistakenly states in the show.

Canned Energy - Battery Stripped - 3.02 - Robert & David

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Review: Full Throttle


Your special hosts crack open a can of Full Throttle, and are joined by Robert's Girlfriend's Best Friend Lydia, and a plethora of sound clips courtesy the producer.

Canned Energy - Full Throttle - 3.01 - Robert & David

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Review: Lost 5-0


Robert and Aaron cruising without David tonight, and its a show thats 50% Juice and 100% Energy! Lost 5-0 is the beverage of choice, and after a scathing review of the can, the drink holds up suprisingly well.

Canned Energy - Lost 5-0 - 2.14 - Robert & David

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Saturday, October 4, 2008

Review: Battery



Its Robert & David soaring solo today, watching baseball and reviewing Battery Energy Drink. Fresh from Germany, the drink gives off a positve charge.

Canned Energy - Battery - 2.13 - Robert & David

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Review: Dr. Dogg

Canned Energy - Dr.Dogg - 2.12 - Robert & David

It's at QuickTrip, as Aaron & Anthony join your hosts for another energy drink review.

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Monday, September 22, 2008

VitaminEnergy Dragonfruit



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Review: Rip It Power

Canned energy leaves Studio A to record in front of a crowd in public, and review the ultra-cheap Rip It Power energy drink. It's a show with a pleathora of guests and a multitude of opinions, and it's a wild ride

Canned Energy - Rip It - 2.11 - Robert & David

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Monday, September 15, 2008

Review: YJ Stinger line up

Canned Energy flys in with YJ Stinger with B-Stacker, and test the entire line up. Rookie Guest Bryan joins your beloved hosts for the review, and it's a heck of a show.

Canned Energy - YJ Stinger - 2.10 - Robert & David

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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Review: Howling Monkey Sugarfree Elixar




Welcome back to the Jungle of Canned Energy, as your intrepid hosts Rober & David are joined by the dynamic duo of Hal & Allen for one more round of energy goodness. It's the Howling Monkey Sugarfree Elixar, and we like it. Sorta. But it's a fun time all around.

Canned Energy - Howling Monkey Sugarfree - 2.09 - Robert & David

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Friday, August 22, 2008

Review: AMP Elevate

Sarah rejoins your intrepid hosts to review AMP Elevate, the one in the blue can. Its a far ranging show, cascading through the drink, life, and the answers to olympic questions.

Canned Energy - AMP Elevate- 2.08 - Robert & David

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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Review: BooKoo Jugo

We're juiced for another show, as two new guests, Aaron and Daniel join your intrepid host for another round of energy drink reviews. Also featured is a live studio audience and a discussion on the dangers and fear of energy drinks.

Canned Energy - BooKoo Jugo- 2.07 - Robert & David

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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Review: Rockstar Energy Drink



Its another episode of the Energy Drink Review, and two new guests, Blaire & Ethan as well as a live studio audience chime in on the Rockstar Energy Drink.

Canned Energy - Rockstar- 2.06 - Robert & David

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Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Review: AMP Relaunch



Canned Energy - AMP Relaunch - 2.05 - Robert & David

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Review: AMP Traction



Canned Energy - AMP Traction - 2.04 - Robert & David

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Review: AMP Sugarfree





Robert is joined by Sarah & our first international guest Nicole for another rousing Canned Energy Episode. Show news pertaining to David also discussed, as well as Mt. Dew, mall trips, and sleeping techniques.

Canned Energy - AMP Sugarfree - 2.03 - Robert & David

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Review: Havoc Energy



Havoc Energy with a Dallas Stars Theme.



Canned Energy - Havoc Energy - 2.02 - Robert & David

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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Review: AMP Energy

AMP Energy is what we're drinking, and with David working, Robert calls in Allen and Hal to help with the review. Join us for a discussion of Internet savvy rednecks, AMP's product line, and sarsaparilla.

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Canned Energy Four Pack

This is our wrap up show from Season 1, and we take some quick shots at the drinks of the past. Much to our chagrin, we also review a new drink, Hi-Ball energy.
Robert, David, and Gerrit will give you their fave four drinks as well.



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Friday, May 2, 2008

Review: Iron Man Slurpee


It's an open air edition of Canned Energy, as we wait in line for the opening of Ironman while greedily consuming AMP Iron man Slurpees from 7-11. Movie: Great, another solid popcorn movie in Marvel's ever growing stable. The slurpee? Listen in for 6 different opinions, ranging from estatic to abject rejection.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Review: Howling Monkey


After countless hours exploring the inner reaches of the energy drink jungle, we have run across a drink of astonishing dimensions. The Howling Monkey Extraordinarily Potent Energy Cola is our beverage of choice. Best can we've ever seen, listen as Ben, Travis, David and Robert tell you everything we can about this package of canned energy.


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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Review: Hogan Energy

He's a pop culture icon, a man who beat Rocky Balboa, and an energy drink. Hogan energy is the beverage of choice for this episode of Canned Energy, and it's a doozy. Join us for a taste cage match, new guest host Andrew, and of course, our review.



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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Review: Inked Chikara & Inked Maori


7-11's new drink Inked is the focus of the show, as Robert & David are joined once again by Ben, to review the obnoxious tasting Inked energy drink.
It's a great show, so join us for 20 minutes.



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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Review: Archer Farms Tropical Fruit

It's a quintuplet show today, with Sarah & Emily joining your favorite hosts Robert & David once again. Archer Farms Tropical Fruit is the beverage, but not of choice. Listen in for a discussion of dogs, flavor, kicks and video.

Episode Page (Run Time 22:56)

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Review: Xenergy Big Apple

The tinny goodness continues this week as Robert, David, and Gerrit discus Xenergy, a new CE Recomended beverage. Also discussed are socks, sound clips, and revenge.

Episode Page (Run time 25:37)

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Review: Ace Energy + Juice

Just your piffy hosts going for one more round of drinks. This week is a killer of a beverage, with a terrific taste and the kick of a John Madden obvious statement. Join us for a discussion on ice water, leaky cars and of course, an Energy Drink.
Honestly, it's one of the best we've had.

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Review: Cheetah Energy

Another fantasic show today, as Robert and Guest host Ben review Cheetah Energy, a savage beast hailing from the west coast. Discussion of Taste, Kick, and funny ingredients are all included.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Review: Bloom Energy


Our largest show to date reviews Bloom Energy, a 50/50 mixture of juice and soda. Your hosts, plus Sarah & Emily exchange solid fact and varied opinions on the beverage of choice, as a live studio audience occasionally participates.
And sometimes doesn't.

We recorded friday night, but I'm keeping these puppies spaced out a bit. Another show is waiting in the tubes, it will be unleashed later this week.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Review: Full Throttle Mother

Little late this week. We recorded our best show ever, but it was recorded improperly.
So, we've recorded it again tonight, just for ya'll.

So basically your intrepid hosts are flying solo this week to review Full Throttle Mother.
Our derisive review includes non-standard consumption techniques, unwarranted shootings, and smooth segues.
It's late, and this was a weird show.

Episode Site: (Run Time 16:18)

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Review: Crave Energy


We've got a weekend extra today! Hope ya'll enjoy.

Crave energy is the subject of this special weekend review, and while it doesn't come in a can, your beloved hosts take it's best shots and come away pleasantly surprised.

To order Crave: Susan Svatek @ 817-441-1516

Episode Site: (Run Time 19:31)

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Review: Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate


Back and bursting with energy, we cheerfully review Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate. Happy thoughts from the skeptic, the dabbler and the addict, and some good fun with a good product.

Yes, Pomegranate is hard to spell, and to say. But that doesn't matter, the show must go on.

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Review: Jones Energy Soda


The three headed monster of Robert, David and Gerrit return to recklessly review Jones Energy Soda, much to our chagrin. Join us as we discuss the various merits of the beverage.

Here's a hint: We didn't like it.

Why? Listen to the show!
Episode page (Run Time 16:33)

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Out last week

Hey, just a quick note.
Robert's been down with pnemonia the past week and a half, so no show last week.
We may be back this week, we've got a huge load of drinks waiting to be reviewed.

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Review: VRx Redline


We review VRx Redline Energy Drink. Our guest reviewer is Gerrit Justice, and we comment on the lil' 8oz. wonder shot of energy in the funny plastic bottle. It's expensive, and we have some disagreement as to it's value.
Episode page (Run Time 15:15)


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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Review: Bawls Guarana


This week we review BAWLS Guarana energy drink from the 16oz cans, and discuss the sundry effects it had upon our lives.


Episode Site (Run time 13:08)

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Advertising, Sponsorship and Review Opportunities

If you are interested in:
  1. Providing Review Units for your product to Canned Energy
  2. Sponsoring the show
  3. Advertising on the blog
  4. Using Canned Energy Materials for promotional purposes
Please email us at cannedenergy@gmail.com


1. Review Units:
In order for Canned Energy to properly review the product, we recommend 3-6 of each product. Our review method involves a 'real world' test during the week, and then a product and taste review live on the show. Our 2 main hosts are often joined by guest reviewers, who also perform their own real world test.
Past Review Units:
  • Crave
  • AMP Energy
  • AMP Sugar Free Energy
  • AMP Relaunch
  • AMP Overdrive
  • AMP Elevate
  • AMP Traction
  • Battery
  • Battery Stripped
  • Ole
  • iSatori Energizer Bullet
2. Sponsoring Canned Energy
If you are interested in sponsoring the Canned Energy Podcast, there are two options.
1. Prerecorded material 10-30 seconds in length, run once or twice in the course of the show.
This material will be subject to review prior to 'broadcasting', and run at the discretion of the hosts. If the ad is not run, payment will be returned to the sponsor.
2. Host will interact with other panelists regarding the sponsor's product, and emphasis the benefits and advantages of the product. Such advertising will last between 20-60 seconds, and be placed within the first 5 minutes, the last 5 minutes, or both parts of the show.

Sponsorships can be arranged for 2, 4, 8, or 16 episodes, with the option to cancel in the time between the publishing of the first and second episode after payment for services rendered. If the sponsorship continues past this point, then option to cancel is no longer applicable.



3. Advertising on the Blog
If you are interested in placing an advertisement on http://cannedenergy.blogspot.com, there are three options.
1. Small banner ad (125t x 200w, 200t x 200w, 300t x 200w)
2. Text (No more then 8 words)
3. Preferment text link (no more then 8 words) for a 1 time payment of $40.
All options will be placed on the right hand navigation panel, linking to URL of your choice.

Options 1 & 2 are available in 4 week, 3 months and yearly sets for a negotiable fee. Option 3 will be a permanent addition to a 'Long Term Sponsors' box on the right hand side.

Ad content must be reviewed and accepted by the hosts, and new sponsors on the blog will receive a mention in the show. The highest paying ads will be listed higher on the page, in descending order, with permanent ads going in order received.



4. Using Canned Energy Materials for Promotional Purposes
If you intend to use any material created by Canned Energy, whether as part of a podcast or on the blog, please inform the hosts of your intentions, and provide a link back to the quoted page or episode, or the main site (Cannedenergy.blogspot.com).
If more then 30 seconds of the podcast is intended for use, a fee may apply.
If you wish to syndicate the Canned Energy Podcast on your site, please inform the hosts, link back to Cannedenergy.blogspot.com and publish away.